量量看

不知不覺時間就來到8月了溜，夏天都過了一半了，我竟然都還沒有穿上泳衣或比基尼好好地去海邊來去曬一曬，雖然去年在澳洲又浮潛又曬太陽到身體快爛掉了，可是我還是很想要去游泳或是去海邊玩吶!!我上輩子八成是條魚來著吧!科科科～

回來主題上，這是我昨天無聊逛網頁時看到的某一篇故事，真的是很好笑溜!又毛又好笑，當然這故事並不是真的啦!但是太酷了我喜歡XD，就把它獻給我8月的第一篇網誌好了。我在想...O將有時候翻肚睡在我旁邊該不會也是在量我吧?哈哈哈哈!



引述如下:

I'd be the first to admit that this sounds like one of those internet horror storys that always happen to a friend of a friend of a friend of... The person that told me says it was her sister.

The sister has a pet python which stopped eating. After a while she got concerned and took it to the vet who could find nothing wrong. He wasn't worried and explained that snakes like this can go quite some time without eating and suggested she take it back home, keep a close eye on it and if it still wasn't eating in a week or two to bring it back in again.

So Tuesday of this week she goes back to the vet who can still find nothing wrong and asks if there has been any unusual behavour. She says no. The only thing odd was that a couple of night ago she woke up to find the snake on the bed beside her. She just picked him up and put him back in his tank. Wondering if the snake was seeking warmth he asks if it was curled up on the bed. The girl says "No, that's what was odd. He was lying straight, up and down the bed."

"Oh." says the vet. "I'm afraid he'll have to be put down."

"Why? What's wrong with him?" my friend's sister asks.

"There's nothing wrong with him." The vet says. "He's just starving himself in preparation for a big meal. It's perfectly normal."

Confused she asks why he has to be put down.

"That night, on the bed."

"Yes?"

"He was measuring you!"

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